May 2013
50 posts
smathmouth:
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
whorville:
Exhale if you wanna fuck. HA NO TURNING BACK NOW, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
soudas:
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
tomkirk:
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
bombliate:
do u ever listen to a song and u can just tell the singer has a beard
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks
pizza:
if you can correct my spelling u obviously knew what i was saying so you didn’t really need to correct me did u lil bitch
